Things to be cynical about

Felt right at home at The Cynic’s Sanctuary. Took the test, and surprise, I’m right up there. They’ve also got a list up of 714 things to by cynical about. Here’s my own list:

  1. sincere-looking clients
  2. neighbors
  3. the universe
  4. holidays
  5. holiday music
  6. money
  7. free lunches (they don’t exist)
  8. country music
  9. bigots and homophobes
  10. politicians (that one was easy)

That should keep my cynic-o-meter (pun intended) busy.

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