A friend sent me these, and they are brain teasers, although there was no source to them. If you know where they come from, please let me know. They are similar to the Daffynitions I found on funny2.com.
A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonalds.
What a bullfighter tried to do.
The act of torching a mortgage.
What a crook sees with.
A short, ugly inmate.
Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
What a barber does for a living.
A clumsy ophthalmologist.
What a guy in a boat does.
What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
How golfers create divots.
What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
A helper on the farm.
What penguins see with.
Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
What trees do in the Spring.
What you do to relax your wife.
What the owner of a seafood store does.
A litigation brought against a government official