- At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
- At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
- Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!
- Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
Every once in a while, I find a website that tickles my funny bone. GoodQuotes.com – Funny and Inspirational Quotes mixes humour with wordplay in quotes. They can’t really be called quotes, however, since the sentences are not attributed to anyone.
Doesn’t matter, everyone needs a chuckle once in a while.