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Dec 06 2005

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M. D. Benoit

Funny and Inspirational Quotes

Posted at 7:43 am under English and Editing, Oddities

  • At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
  • At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
  • Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!
  • Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

Every once in a while, I find a website that tickles my funny bone. GoodQuotes.com - Funny and Inspirational Quotes mixes humour with wordplay in quotes. They can’t really be called quotes, however, since the sentences are not attributed to anyone.

Doesn’t matter, everyone needs a chuckle once in a while.

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One Response to “Funny and Inspirational Quotes”

  1. theresa adamson 16 Feb 2006 at 1:10 am 1

    I have a funny clean site that also has inspirational stories that you may want to visit Funny Videos- Women’s Funny Videos.
    This site also has funny pictures, jokes and funny audio.